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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

The Army Will Never Be The Same

20086.31h 40m

Overview

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Directed by Steve Miner
Written by Kelly Bowen, April Blair
Produced by Trevor Short, Randall Emmett, Avi Lerner
Box OfficeBudget: $30.0MRevenue: $104K

Top Cast

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

Private Megan Valentine

Vivica A. Fox

Vivica A. Fox

Sergeant Louisa Morely

Steve Guttenberg

Steve Guttenberg

Sidney Green

Aimee Garcia

Aimee Garcia

Private Vicky Castillo

Olesya Rulin

Olesya Rulin

Private Petrovich

Keiko Agena

Keiko Agena

Private Hailey Hamamori

Jill Marie Jones

Jill Marie Jones

Private Connie Johnson

Ryan Sypek

Ryan Sypek

Sergeant Mills Evans

Cheri Oteri

Cheri Oteri

Private Jeter

Gary Grubbs

Gary Grubbs

Captain Greer

Themes & Keywords

armyus armydumb blonde

About Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is a comedy film released in 2008 exploring themes of army, us army, dumb blonde. Directed by Steve Miner, it stars Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg. When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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