
Sgt. Bilko(1996)
The US army is known for churning out lean mean fighting machines intent on protecting our great nation. Sergeant Ernie Bilko is the leader of a ragtag group of the sorriest soldiers ever to enlist in the armed forces.


“The Army Will Never Be The Same”
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine

Vivica A. Fox
Sergeant Louisa Morely

Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green

Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo

Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich

Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori

Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson

Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans

Cheri Oteri
Private Jeter

Gary Grubbs
Captain Greer
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is a comedy film released in 2008 exploring themes of army, us army, dumb blonde. Directed by Steve Miner, it stars Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg. When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
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