
The Christmas Chronicles(2018)
Siblings Kate and Teddy try to prove Santa Claus is real, but when they accidentally cause his sleigh to crash, they have to save Christmas.


“The detectives are checking their list—and checking it twice.”
When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

Jay Dee Walters
Jack Tyler
Ryan T. Johnson
Sticky/Kenny Rogers

Candace Kirkpatrick
Maria Tyler

Eric Hanson
Fast Eddie
Phil Mendoza
Marcos Fernandez

Bill Jenkins
Mayor Jim

David D. Ford
David

Natalie Jones
Charley
Molly Peyton White
Sarah

Kara Rainer
Sally Jones
Porch Pirates is a comedy, family, crime film released in 2024 exploring themes of chase, holiday, detective, texas, mayor, thanksgiving. Directed by Jeff Hamm, it stars Jay Dee Walters, Ryan T. Johnson, Candace Kirkpatrick. When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.
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