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Porch Pirates

Porch Pirates

The detectives are checking their list—and checking it twice.

20243.01h 47m

Overview

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

Directed by Jeff Hamm
Written by Justin Chaffee, Jeff Hamm, Jay Dee Walters
Produced by Jeff Hamm, Ken Ray Monts
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Top Cast

Jay Dee Walters

Jay Dee Walters

Jack Tyler

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Ryan T. Johnson

Sticky/Kenny Rogers

Candace Kirkpatrick

Candace Kirkpatrick

Maria Tyler

Eric Hanson

Eric Hanson

Fast Eddie

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Phil Mendoza

Marcos Fernandez

Bill Jenkins

Bill Jenkins

Mayor Jim

David D. Ford

David D. Ford

David

Natalie Jones

Natalie Jones

Charley

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Molly Peyton White

Sarah

Kara Rainer

Kara Rainer

Sally Jones

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About Porch Pirates

Porch Pirates is a comedy, family, crime film released in 2024 exploring themes of chase, holiday, detective, texas, mayor, thanksgiving. Directed by Jeff Hamm, it stars Jay Dee Walters, Ryan T. Johnson, Candace Kirkpatrick. When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

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