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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Everything is under control.

20256.31h 53m

Overview

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Directed by Mary Bronstein
Written by Mary Bronstein
Produced by Ryan Zacarias, Josh Safdie, Sara Murphy
Box OfficeBudget: $1.5MRevenue: $1.3M

Top Cast

Rose Byrne

Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky

A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Delaney Quinn

Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan

Manu Narayan

Landlord

Christian Slater

Christian Slater

Father

Themes & Keywords

hoteltherapistlong island, new yorkfemale protagonistsick childmotherhoodwoman directorabsent husbandpsychological dramamysterious illnessmontauk

About If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a drama film released in 2025 exploring themes of hotel, therapist, long island, new york, female protagonist, sick child, motherhood. Directed by Mary Bronstein, it stars Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky. With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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